Monday, January 24, 2011

rebel without a car

so i have this idea for a business: it's called "rebel without a car,"and it's a place you get to say so long to your car that just won't go anymore. it's somewhere in texas, maybe lubbock, and you get to pick your smokes and your sad music and your brand of whiskey before you drive your car off the cliff and into the abyss. then you snap back with bungee cords to safety, while watching your vehicle get smashed into smithereens down below.

this is totally scalable, by the way.

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