Saturday, October 24, 2009

melinda


this is my office manager. the one who shhh gave me my office for $199 a month...internet included. she has amazing nails and lets me use her electric pencil sharpener and gives me pieces of bubblegum from her desk. she also has one of the best husbands i have ever heard of. if he finds out that she's having a rough day he sends her ecards with hearts and hammocks and glasses of wine clinking, with words like: let me take you away, from your rough day... most nights, he has dinner on the table by the time she gets home. next month they are going on a ten day cruise to the bahamas. in anticipation, he signed them up for ballroom dance classes. she says he is a strong lead.

no shit.

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