my top ten reasons for loving shakespeare:
10. he relentlessly believed in love.
9. he never twittered.
8. well, it certainly wasn't that "c" i got in mr. tosh's english class.
7. he was known to have pipe-smoked hallucinogenic nutmeg.
6. iambic pentameter is the original rap.
5. slide his abridged works under a toddler's bum...instant highchair.
4. this poop scoop of a band would need a new name: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eXw47qb4U0
3. he invented the word, huzzah.
2. his women would. not. quit. until they were either dead or married.
1. "be not afraid of greatness." (twelfth night)
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and his birthday is April 23. The same day as another handsome man named Tim
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