in 1999, i went to my first real new york city party. my then boyfriend was pretty looped in to the art scene and so he took me to chinatown to hang with some of his friends. amongst all the hipsters was "ginger" from gilligan's island, looking very ginger in a long, hugging sparkly dress. later in the evening, i found myself standing next to her and a bowl of onion dip. just then, one of her long dangly earrings dropped into the dip. an awkward silence followed before i found myself saying, "you should just lick it and put it back in." to which she stared hard at me and then walked away.
whatever. i am sure maryann would have handled it better.
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