"hey mom, remember when you used to put white stuff down my face?"
"what, babe?"
"you used to put white stuff. in a can. down my mouth."
"What...oh my god."
and then it hit me, when harper was about 1 1/2 and i knew i had a conference call with a client, i used to buy a can of reddi wip and feed her the entire can to make her be quiet while i worked. each time she opened up her mouth to say something i would fill her little mouth full of of the "white stuff". i could get about 45 minutes of peace and quiet out of that can.
i sure that's why they call it a pie hole.
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