Monday, April 21, 2008

overheard outside my office


"dude, my girlfriend is fucking insane."

"yeah."

"yeah, she woke up today, woke up, screaming at me about how i'm not good enough for her and how she deserves more...blah, blah... who does that?"

"well, maybe she was having a bad dream."

"i don't care, i'm the one in the nightmare here."

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