"oh my god, i had to call and tell you that chanel brought back their gardenia perfume from the 20's."
"yum. let's get some."
"it' like $170 dollars for .05 ounces!"
"well, then, we'll have to wait until you die."
"and then what?"
"and then, i will anoint your body with as many ounces of that stuff as it takes."
"don't waste your money, i'm being cremated."
"well, then i'll insist on getting some of the ashes."
"i don't want to spend my afterlife as your potpourri."
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