banana

i had my first whole banana in 1992. i choked it down in front of the science building at CU before taking my SAT. i read that potassium boosts brain power so i ate one thinking that it might help. i am not sure if that was the case. i mean, while i did get a perfect score on the verbal portion, that damn banana certainly seemed to keep me from my glory on the math section.

and, just when i thought i'd forever shaken ze banana: