the day that never comes

munsday: the day of the week that harper invented where she can do exactly as she pleases.

example:

"mama, can i eat candy for dinner?"

"no dear."

"well, how about on munsday...can i eat candy for dinner on munsday?"

"sure, baby."

the sweetest soup

laurie smith

happy birthday, beautiful one. you rock my world with your stunning photos. every time i look at them i wish they were scratch and sniff. which makes me wonder, why can't it be so?

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the bomb strikes again

"harper, if i've told you once, i've told you a thousand times, do not go outside without your shoes on."

"okay, mama."

"and, harper, please take your shoes off before you walk through the house."

"okaaaaay, mama."

harper, turning to our cat, great jones:

"you sure have it good."

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hey rob, pay attention to the" obligatory bloke who sits in the back."