riley james degnan

welcome to the world, little one. it will be a long time before you find out about your mom's love for miniskirts, wigs, and shoes with glitter. and if you should ever find yourself in vegas, don't be surprised to see your mama there, giving some young guy the verbal smackdown and making him cry.'cause that's how she rolls. you'll see.

i love me a good chalice

born may 4th, blessed michael giedroyc was a dwarf from birth who had the use of only one foot. born near vilnius, lithuania, he worked with bronze and silver and created sacred vessels, including chalices. he traveled to krakow, poland, where he joined the augustinians. he received permission to live the life of a hermit in a cell adjoining the monastery.

one with the booty

to make it through yoga,i meditate on nelly furtado's butt. maybe next year i'll evolve to a higher plane but for now it's nothing but tail.

50 cent: in da club

it's a beautiful day for a birthday party.

prep

the red balloon

i watch this movie from time to time. i have for many years. i think it contains all the important lessons in life.

jamie lidell: another day

his voice gives me hope for the white folk. it also kinda makes me want to have his babies.

hee haw

in honor of jim hager who died tonight at 66.

best cut down ever

"every time i fuck your mother, she makes me sandwiches."

(eddie brill, new york)

always sentimental remind me

mother of god. how much nyquil has he had?

hair cuttery

don't worry, i saved the cut hair. it's going right next to the eyelash she lost when she was three days old.

ah, kelly

i am so glad to hear about your book. your mind makes so much sense to me. maybe it was all those philosophy classes we took in college. it's always nice to be able to throw out the word epistemological at a bar. you heard me fuckwad, now get me a beer. anyway, can't wait for the day that women across the world can glean motherly tips beyond the 101 uses for a cloth diaper. and please do tell dakota that my sauteed spinach rules the universe. all i ask for is a stage at cafe zuni.

love,

kate

harper newton john

"hey mama, i'm gonna dance for you..."