Sunday, December 19, 2010

an open letter to kanye

dear mr. west,

please curb your shit.

granted, your current album is quite the opus and conjures up bowie's major tom and laurie anderson's o superman, but i just saw an interview where you compare yourself to the raphaelite painters.

nigga please.

you have already egregiously offended george bush and taylor swift...let's leave england's 19th century brotherhood out of this.

plus, unless you're darryl strawberry, no one gets more than three strikes.

please check yourself. before you, literally, wreck yourself.



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